Send a Grime.
Voice-enabled emotional expressions that say exactly what you mean — shareable anywhere.
Professional Eye Roll
"This could have been an email."
Each citizen unlocks at a different tier — tap to see their full profile
Create expressions
Video, emotion, gesture and your words — one shareable Grime.
Generate real wit
AI-powered jokes, roasts and comebacks generated live.
Battle and win
Competitive humor with live scoring and leaderboards.
Buy and sell packs
Creator-built Grime packs available for every Citizen.
Make a Grime
Combine video, emotion, gesture and words into a shareable expression.
Custom Grime
Your words will appear here.
Production video cutting and voice rendering connects through Cloudflare R2 — coming in Phase 2.
Voice Studio
Choose your gender, age, depth and speed. Record your own voice. Every Grime you share will speak exactly the way you want it to.
Choose the regional accent that sounds like you. Your Grime reaches the receiver in a voice that feels authentic to where you come from.
Record Your Own Voice
Record a sample of your own voice. Every Grime you create will speak in your actual voice — your words, your sound, sent to anyone in the world. This is what makes Grimnetic unlike anything else in existence.
When on, every Grime you share uses your recorded voice instead of the system voice.
Grim
Public forums and private messaging exclusively for Grimzens. Text, images, attachments, and Grimes. Real names never displayed. All exchanges governed by Grimworld Community Standards.
Generate real wit on demand
Powered by Claude AI. Every output is original, sharp, and ready to share as a Grime.
Each generation uses real AI. Results are original every time.
Your generated humor will appear here.
Hit Generate to create something original.
Your generation history will appear here as you create.
Your Grime Packs
Roast Arena™
Vote for the best. Battle with wit. Your score persists across sessions.
Sharpest caption wins
Score: 0
Clever, not cruel
Score: 0
Best meme wins the season
Score: 0
Buy and sell Grime packs
Creator-built packs from citizens across Grimnetic Nation. Submit your own pack for review.
Creator tier and above. Your pack will be reviewed and listed within 48 hours.
Your Grimzen Identity
Legend-only limited editions
Released quarterly. Retired permanently after 30 days. Once they are gone, they are gone.
Seasonal drops unlock at Legend tier
Upgrade to Legend and gain access to every seasonal character variant as it drops — plus early access to new Citizens before anyone else.
Notifications
Grimzen Analytics
Wit's Quick
60-second dark humor challenge. A prompt appears. You respond. Fast, dark, and witty earns the most points. Every response is filtered for community standards. Age verification required.
Choose your Citizenship tier
Cancel any time. No hidden fees. Every tier unlocks new Originals of Grimworld.
Citizen
5 Grimes per pack. 1 pack. Basic feed and daily dark wit.
Current PlanCitizen Plus
40 Grimes per pack. 3 packs. Gen Alpha Citizens unlocked.
Creator
Unlimited packs. Marketplace publishing. AI Studio full access.
Legend
All 11 citizens. Seasonal limited editions. Early access. Nation priority.
Character Packs — $4.99 one-time
Purchase any individual citizen permanently. Own Harriet forever for a single payment. No recurring charges.